Thank ye merry Christmas spouses.

It has been my pleasure to take holiday orders from a number of enthusiastic spouses.

Here are typical comments:

“Oh, he’s going to be so excited when he opens the package!”

“He has so much fun down in his workshop. He will love this!”

What I find particularly enjoyable in taking these orders by phone is not thinking to myself “Phew, now I can make my boat payment and the mortgage on our condo on SouthBeach,” but, rather, hearing the tone of unbargaining, wholesome happiness in the surprisingly girlish voices while imagining their husbands’ delight.

So, big fellas, I hope you’ve  reciprocated.

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